🛡️ Security & Emergency Contacts
Safety first! Here's who to call if you need anything.
⭐ Jill Runnion
First point of contact for anything you need.
Stoney Runnion
Number coming soon — he's probably out building something.
Randall Runnion
For best results and quick action, reach him before he turns into Drunk Randall. After that, call at your own risk — he's just a good time.
🚨 True Emergency?
Call 911
For medical emergencies, fires, or any situation that needs immediate professional help.
⚖️ The "Legal" Stuff
By attending Runnion Palooza, you acknowledge that the Runnion family, Stoney and Jill, and the property are not liable for any injuries, sunburns, bug bites, bad dance moves, or roller coaster-related incidents (see: Coming Next Year). You attend at your own risk and agree that the best remedy for any complaint is another s'more. 🍫🔥