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The People Have Spoken, Stoney.
It's time to build the roller coaster.
🛠️ Why We Deserve a Roller Coaster
You built a barn. A barn is basically a roller coaster with walls.
40 acres is just wasted potential without a roller coaster.
The kids will remember this forever. Do it for the kids, Stoney.
Jill said it was okay. (Please confirm with Jill.)
You've never backed down from a challenge. Don't start now.
How hard can it really be? (We have no idea. We believe in you.)
You already have the tractor. That's basically step one.
Think of the grandkids' faces. Now think of them on a roller coaster.
If you build it, they will come. They're already coming. Just build it.
Kansas is flat. The people need thrills, Stoney. You are the answer.
💰 Coaster Fund Tracker
Every dollar counts. Except we only have $47.
At this rate, the coaster will be funded by the year 2089. Stoney, please just build it anyway.
✍️ Sign the Petition
Add your name. Send Stoney a message. Peer pressure works.
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We love you, Stoney.
Build the coaster.
— The Families